
six-meths-daily:
ominous-iniquity:
OMFG I THOUGHT RIAN WAS TAKING OUT JACK’S DICK BUT THEN I REALISED IT WAS JACK’S HAND
I THOUGHT THE SAME UNTIL I READ THAT COMMENT

theironyofchokingonapotato:
Rian is 100% hotter with his hair like that omFG
How to piss off all time low.
- me: HEY ZACK CAN YOU PLEASE SIGN YOUR n00dz FOR ME?
- zack: ME NO SIGN n00dz ME ANGRY RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR *turns into hulk*
- me: hey are you guys short stack?
- alex: uh no we're all time low i'm ale-
- me: NO YOU'RE ANDY FROM SHORT STACK SHUTUP
- me: hey jack here's a photoshopped photo of your face on lisa with alex.
- me: hey are you the guitar tech for the maine?
- rian: uh no i'm IN all time low
- me: no i'm pretty sure you're brin rawson from the maine's crew.. why are you with all time low.
- me: hey rian how's kara........oh wait.
- me: hey rian nice hair..................oh wait
- me: hey rian starbucks closed down
- me: hey rian you have something in your teeth
- me: hey alex how's ali king?
- me: HEY ALEX CAN YOU SIGN THIS FOR ME PLEASE
- alex: yeah sure what's your name?
- me: faggot it's spelt F A G G O T