in middle school my friend used to give me these huge lemons to eat because they were delicious and one time i was eating one and some idiot told me he’d give me ten bucks to take a huge bite and another kid added five so i got 15 american dollar for doing what i was already doing truly this is the land of opportunity
Reblog if your boobs glow in the dark.


It’s Gonna Be Me - ‘N Sync
why is this so unfailingly funny every single time
Roses are red, Sherlock’s blood too, there’s pain in John’s voice, “He’s my friend let me through”
Roses are red
Bruises are blue
You say one more word
I’ll strangle youRoses are red
Thistles are prickly
I just have to say
that escalated quickly
Roses are red,
Your statement’s correct
But this is Tumblr m’dear,
What did you expect
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I want my poem
on this post too
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
i started brushing my teeth and then i said ‘crest in peace’ and i couldnt stop laughing now theres toothpaste everywhere

IM CRYING
mirror mirror in my hand
who’s the king of emo land
I don’t think capturing the Avatar is an easy task.

So, here’s a scene from Avengers mythos #1.
When I saw this, I think it’s looks like… totally…
This.
So I drew this stuff.
Yeah…
I need some sleep.
Catain America