That makes sense.
Rebel Wilson on her family members’ names.
HOLY SHIT THE WILSONS HAVE THE GREATEST NAMES
And this is how we should teach our daughters to respond to non wanted sexual advancements. I would’ve bought her an ice cream
IM LAUHGING SO HARD AT THE GUY’S EXPRESSION AT THE BOTTOM
I just really like the inside
literally all i see is
my mom went to high school with jamie lee curtis and one time they both got caught smoking pot together and jamie told the teacher it was my mom’s and my mom was suspended and jamie lee got no punishment so think about that next time you want some activia
the laxative yogurt lady fucked over my mom
if pugs were pokemon, they would evolve into boxers.
Would that mean Bullmastiffs are its final evolution?
you know it’s bad if jimmy is shocked
why were dinosaurs so big
because Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures
The BBC. Consistently asking the important questions in life.
usa gets silver:
russia gets silver:
chinese get silver:
british get bronze:
There’s no graffiti like Broadway graffiti
I LOVE CATCHING PEOPLE SMILING AT THEIR PHONES BECAUSE IS IT A CUTE TEXT?? IS IT PORN???? WHO KNOWS BUT I’M GLAD YOU’RE HAPPY FRIEND
the term “straight” kinda implies every other sexuality is bent and thats rude
no but the other sexualities could be like twirled and shaped like stars u know
"hey what are you?"
"lopsided triangle wbu"
Oh mine is y=-(sin(x^(1.7/6)+4)+(1/x))+10
oh no you didn’t
the fact that I recognized the equation
the fact that we all recognize that equation